THE LOCATION: Undisclosed -- THE THREAT: Unconfirmed (but scary as hell) -- OUR ONLY HOPE: Two high school dropouts who really have better things to do with their time than prevent the apocalypse. Its street name is Soy Sauce - a drug that lets its users drift across time and dimensions. But sometimes, those who come back bring something with them. Suddenly, a silent otherworldly invasion is underway, and mankind needs a hero. What it gets instead is John and David, a pair of dropouts who can barely hold down jobs. Can these two stop the oncoming horror in time to save humanity? No. No, they can't ...John Dies at the End - an online phenomenon read by over 70,000 people. With the addition of all-new material it is finally available to readers everywhere. And those readers are in for a helluva ride.
